FOOTBALL

Haaland scores five as Norway smash Moldova 11-1

Erling Haaland (Norway)
September 2025

Erling Haaland delivered a stunning five-goal masterclass in Norway’s 11-1 demolition of Moldova, further cementing his reputation as one of the game’s most ruthless strikers. He also provided an assist as Norway stayed top of Group I with maximum points. Haaland struck a first-half hat-trick, added two more after the break, and set up Felix Myrhe’s opener. Martin Ødegaard and Rangers’ Thelo Aasgaard, who netted four off the bench, contributed, but it was Haaland’s relentless finishing that defined a one-sided night in Oslo.

Kane equals Rooney away-goal mark in Serbia rout

Harry Kane (England)
September 2025

Harry Kane equalled Wayne Rooney’s record of scoring away against 16 different nations as he opened the scoring in England’s 5-0 thrashing of Serbia in Belgrade. The dominant victory eased pressure on manager Thomas Tuchel ahead of the 2026 World Cup. Kane struck early to settle nerves before England exploited Serbia’s red card to cruise to a commanding win. His milestone places him alongside Rooney in the record books, boosting team morale after recent criticism of Tuchel’s tenure and England’s uneven form.

Guehi shrugs off collapsed Liverpool move, scores for England

Marc Guehi (England, Crystal Palace)
September 2025

Despite his Liverpool move falling apart on deadline day, Marc Guehi impressed for England by scoring his first international goal in a 5-0 win over Serbia. The Palace captain shrugged off transfer drama to deliver a standout defensive and attacking performance. Palace’s refusal to sell denied Guehi a dream switch, but the defender quickly focused on international duty under Thomas Tuchel. He capped a commanding display with a goal, later expressing delight at joining England’s collective effort and cherishing the milestone moment.

Thierry Henry urges USMNT to solve issues before 2026

Thierry Henry
September 2025

Thierry Henry voiced concerns over the USMNT’s poor run under Mauricio Pochettino, stressing the need for urgency ahead of the 2026 World Cup on home soil. The U.S. remain winless in seven games against FIFA top-25 opponents. Speaking at a CBS press event, Henry said Pochettino’s side lacks a defined system and cutting edge, despite having quality players like Christian Pulisic and Tim Weah. Drawing parallels to France’s 1998 turnaround, he urged the U.S. to regroup before next summer’s tournament.

Rotated Brazil stumble at altitude in Bolivia loss

Brazil
September 2025

Brazil’s rotated squad slumped to a 1-0 World Cup qualifying defeat in Bolivia despite already booking their place at the tournament. Miguel Terceros scored from the spot after Bruno Guimaraes’ mistake, punishing Ancelotti’s experimental side that struggled for rhythm. Bolivia pressed relentlessly, firing 15 first-half shots as Brazil’s makeshift XI looked disjointed at altitude. Guimaraes’ costly error gifted the hosts a penalty, converted by Terceros. Late introductions of Raphinha, Estevao, and Joao Pedro brought some spark, but an equalizer never arrived.

Onana savaged after Cameroon error amid Trabzonspor loan

André Onana (Cameroon)
September 2025

Andre Onana endured fresh humiliation as his blunder gifted Cape Verde a 1-0 World Cup qualifying win. The 29-year-old, already cast aside at Manchester United, faced brutal online criticism as fans branded him the “worst goalkeeper alive” after his latest concetrate lapse. Livramento’s solo run exposed Onana’s weak attempt at a stop, sparking outrage on social media and fueling doubts over his career trajectory. Once Inter Milan’s Champions League finalist, he is now surplus at United and preparing for a loan move to Trabzonspor.

Kane praises Levy after Spurs chairman’s exit

Harry Kane (Bayern Munich)
September 2025

Harry Kane has hailed Daniel Levy following the Tottenham chairman’s surprise departure after two decades. Despite reported past tensions, Kane described Levy as a “fantastic chairman” who transformed Spurs into a global force and wished him well for the future. Kane admitted Levy’s resignation shocked him but praised their long-standing relationship. With Spurs entering a new chapter after recent Europa League success, Kane stressed Levy’s off-pitch leadership was key in shaping Tottenham’s evolution during his 20-year reign.

Carragher slams Sancho as lacking standout qualities

Jamie Carragher
September 2025

Jamie Carragher has savaged Jadon Sancho, claiming the Manchester United winger lacks “much ability” and offers no standout trait. Sancho, returning from Chelsea, joined Aston Villa on loan after Amorim relegated him to United’s “bomb squad” ahead of his expiring deal. Speaking on The Overlap, Carragher contrasted Sancho with Rashford, saying he cannot pinpoint Sancho’s defining strength. With United unlikely to extend his contract beyond 2026, the winger faces a decisive spell under Unai Emery to salvage his career at Villa.

Betis prepare bumper renewal offer for Isco

Isco (Real Betis)
September 2025

Real Betis are preparing a new deal for Isco that will see him become joint-highest earner with Antony, who arrived from Manchester United. Talks are set to accelerate despite Isco being sidelined, as Betis move to reward their playmaker’s importance. Since joining in 2023, Isco has been instrumental, driving Betis’ rise under Pellegrini. With Antony reshaping the wage structure, Betis are eager to maintain balance and secure their leaders. Both parties are committed, making a swift resolution likely this month.

Fenerbahce closing in on Tedesco after Mourinho sacking

Domenico Tedesco
September 2025

Fenerbahce are reportedly near an agreement with ex-Belgium coach Domenico Tedesco to replace Jose Mourinho. The Portuguese legend was dismissed after failing to qualify for the Champions League, sparking a wide search including names like Postecoglou, Hoeness, Spalletti, and Conceicao. Tedesco, out of work since leaving Belgium, has emerged as the preferred choice to restore dominance at Fenerbahce. The club, desperate for quick stability after Mourinho’s short-lived tenure, believes his tactical reputation offers a path forward in both domestic and European competition.